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GOOD MORNING!
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Standing in the convenence store parking lot
interneting kegels
Listening to STP
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BEAT THE CLOCK!
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The romance of "fart roasting"
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At some point I stopped thinking of myself as a writer and I've cultivated a fear of people I respect stumbling across one of my more jackass pieces. But if it's public the public consumes it, possible it'll die in some collectors attic
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Feeling the rush
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